shadow-purple: asslenko: mormondad: obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder caw caw motherfucker
So I'm meeting Chris Colfer, right?
both of us: SMILES BRIGHTLY.
Me: Hi Darling!
Chris: Hi, how are you sweetie?
Me: I'm great! So quick story here.
Chris: *signing books, looks intrigued.*
Me: So I was in Clovis the other day, and the chimney kept rattling and making noises *he makes the most adorable confused face* And I get up, look in the fireplace, and found this for you. *hands him Hogwarts letter*
Chris: *gasps* Oh My God!!
Me: You better bring Brian along, because he also deserves it!
Chris: Oh my gosh this is like 11 years of waiting. Thank you so much!
Me: It's about time too! *laughs*
Chris: You know, I don't think they'll let me in though.
Me: The whole point of Hogwarts is that it's always there for you!
Chris: *laughs* It was nice meeting you darling!
Me: *shaking* Bye Chris!!!
is everyone just ignoring the fact VOLDEMORT IS BACK #and bigger than ever
Olympic Opening Ceremonies:
Sydney: Banners! Puppets! Powerpoint!!
Athens: Bitch please - we began this shit. REMEMBER HOW WE BEGAN THIS SHIT
Beijing: Everyone is doing the same thing at once. It's fucking hypnotizing
London: This is a multi-fandom opening ceremony